wearing your sunglasses at night

Doing a good Cory Hart impression, either as a gag or by inadvertantly affecting his style.

Ahahaha! That was a funny-ass Cory Hart impression, dude. You were truly wearing your sunglasses at night!

That guy totally looks like Cory Hart. He's really wearing his sunglasses at night.

by Lawrence Heimann October 3, 2006

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.

Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.

by Angel Love December 5, 2007

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

A new tie I am wearing

uh no.. bad expression delete this word

by Jewish April 1, 2003

Hugo Weaving

the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.

The irony of acting.

Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!

Keanu. I know kung fu.

by Biafra J July 28, 2004

Wearing the Pants

Luke proposed to Loreal only after she demanded it. Loreal wears the pants.

In their relationship, Loreal is wearIng the pants.

by MKlass14 January 14, 2017