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football weather

Weather associated with American Football; typically harsh conditions such as cold, rainy, snowy, or windy.
I could tell Steve wasn't a true football fan; he didn't want to go to a game at Lambeau Field in November because it was too cold, despite it being ideal football weather.
by OhFee April 21, 2017
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weatherbooking

Weatherbooking is the act of writing a facebook status relating to the weather. Usually it refers to multiple people updating their statuses to reflect their discontent or joy over the current temperature, storm, etc., within a short time span.
Can also be used as a noun, "weatherbook".
Guy: I can't look at my newsfeed anymore; this snow storm has everyone weatherbooking.
Girl: They should call it Weatherbook instead of Facebook.
by Voxy_ June 4, 2011
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Weathercock

An inconstant person, someone who changes (decisions/opinions/plans) with the wind.
"Jacob is such a weathercock, he said wanted to go shopping with Dari today, but he changed his mind like one minute later."
by Archon707 May 20, 2014
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Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.
Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.
by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021
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Internet Weather Report

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address
Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”
by Hellion Lola September 30, 2009
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Twilight Weather

When its real foggy and misty outside, grey skies, no sun, maybe a little drizzle. Usually fall weather.
Guy: Dude what the hell is up with this weather?
Girl: Relax its only Twilight Weather
by KaniXY December 13, 2010
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Minecraft Weather

Rainy, miserable weather in which is good to play Minecraft.
by MarkSpinky March 8, 2019
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