Swaggin Wagon Dragon 

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

Swaggin Wagon Dragon by ballerg17 March 8, 2017

Flapper wagon 

An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.

Klinton has a nice flapper wagon!

Did you see his flapper wagon? It really held his cum.

Flapper wagon by Pandaassassin1 May 6, 2021

pie wagon 

This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.

"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?

pie wagon by running out of patience May 18, 2008

off the wagon 

drinking or using drugs after a period of abstinence

I can't believe she is off the wagon after she worked so hard.

off the wagon by Light Joker March 12, 2007

butt wagon 

A somewhat generic insult used by Butt-Head on the MTV cartoon, "Beavis and Butt-Head".

{Butt-Head}: Hey cut that out Beavis, you butt wagon!
{Beavis}: Stop calling me a butt wagon!

{Seen in the descriptive text for a drone video on YouTube}:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some butt wagon has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 10:37am PDT on 05-09-20 (or, "2020-05-09T10:37" or "2020 09 May" or even, "May 09, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer)

butt wagon by Telephony May 18, 2020

she got that wagon 

One thiccc Bih.

A girl with a big fat ass.

Damn, she got that wagon.

she got that wagon by Hi Lo 235 January 12, 2018

Spagen wagon 

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.

Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.

Spagen wagon by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017