wasted wipe

pulling the trigger mid-shit and wiping before you are really done.

I can’t handle the heartache of another wasted wipe.

by H. Bruce Washington July 7, 2021

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.

She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.

by Userguy August 26, 2014

day wasted

The act of spending a day drinking alcohol in abundance when others are likely working their jobs during normal business hours.

The bartender finally asked us how we could just take off work and drink for 5 hours. We were getting day wasted.

by daveylownotes October 24, 2011

Wasted away

The feeling of being tired, sad, lonely, worthless, and confused at the same time.

I feel so wasted away.

by Sleepysunflower May 29, 2020

wasting time

what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.

Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.

by fuckface October 14, 2003

Waste of Time

Activity that is not worth doing. Spending time doing it only wastes the time spent on it; very little is accomplished.

Wash the chalk off of the driveway? What a waste of time!

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005