Synchronized Wiping

Making sure your windshield wipers are in synch with those of the other drivers moving towards your vehicle, as not to look like a bitch.

I don't want to be the only one on the road with my wipers going extra fast so I will practice Synchronized Wiping

I can hardly see out my windshield, but at least I'm not a pussy!

I am asserting my manliness by turning my wipers on, extra slow, during the torrential downpour

by WAFTW September 5, 2010

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"

by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007

wamping

This term is used to refer to canoeing that is unusually onerous and complicated due to any number of challenges such as strainers, shallow water, or too many portages. It is derived from the intense canoe passage traveled by and named for the Wampanoag Nation in Massachusetts.

Upon returning to civilization with a leech dangling from his ankle, dozens of mosquito bites and blood stained clothes, Sam's friends asked if he had just gone canoeing. "No, my friends, not canoeing. I have been wamping."

by flamingwhisper May 31, 2010

Waking off

When a male wakes up with morning wood, then proceeds to relieve himself by masturbating.

"I woke up this morning and caught Dave waking off! I enjoyed it thoroghly..."

by J-Raq October 22, 2006

Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.

by DJ Buss May 1, 2010

Double Dutch Waxing

Similar to the double dutch rudder however, instead of masturbating the two guys are waxing their chests. Each man has the waxing strips on his chest and they pull the strips off each other at the same time.

Man #1: Dude I want to go to the beach but I've got too much hair on my chest.

Man #2: Same here man but I feel like I would never want to wax it or shave it myself.

Man #1: We could always do some double dutch waxing.

Man #2: Really man, you'd do that for me?

by NYer stuck in Montreal March 18, 2009

Waxing the Cat

An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.

"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.

Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!

by Sir John Doe, Esq. July 26, 2010