WAFTW's definitions

Synchronized Wiping

Making sure your windshield wipers are in synch with those of the other drivers moving towards your vehicle, as not to look like a bitch.

I don't want to be the only one on the road with my wipers going extra fast so I will practice Synchronized Wiping

I can hardly see out my windshield, but at least I'm not a pussy!

I am asserting my manliness by turning my wipers on, extra slow, during the torrential downpour

by WAFTW September 5, 2010