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Waste Vegetable Oil

The stuff that most biodiesel is made of, the best usually comes from Chinese or Mexican restaurants.
Behind every restaurant (especially greasy fast food joints) there is a
WASTE VEGETABLE OIL or WVO receptacle. It is the big brown square,
guaranteed to be STINKY as hell (especially in the summertime) rodent
and bug infested, waste oil container, it is also recognizable by the 5 to 8
foot circle of spilled oil that surrounds it, and by the trail of oily footprints
that normally leads out to it.

This is where the fryer grease, or waste vegetable oil comes when it has
made its last french fry, chicken or fish sandwich, egg roll, tortilla chips,
the list can go on and on and on...

The Waste Vegetable Oil is been in the news a lot as of late due to the
high rate of thefts from these receptacles. The reasons is, a few years
ago (2003) when diesel fuel was $1.25 or so a gallon no one really cared
about the WVO product and restaurants paid to have the waste product
hauled away.

Fast forward to 2008, diesel fuel is over $4.75 per gallon and waste
vegetable oil is selling for about $.41 a pound on the commodities market,
that makes it about $3.075 a gallon so WVO, or Used Cooking Oil (UCO)
as some are calling it, has come from being a nasty, smelly, oily business
to being a Green business.

Green in more ways than one.....
by W.J.GOMBAR October 18, 2008
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Anal Vegetable

When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum
Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?

fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment

Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye
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Cream of Vegetable Soup

When multiple disabled persons partake in anal intercourse and deposite in said hole.
Man1: I had Cream of Vegetable Soup last night.
Man2: There has to be a use for these people.
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video vegetable

Anyone who plays video games more than they sleep. See also vidiot
"My son used to work at McDonalds, but he was such a video vgetable he got fired"
by Quentin August 1, 2003
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dirty vegetable

The act of engaging in coitus and, while in the midst of passion, the male defecates in his hand, pulls his penis out, rubs the excrement on his erect penis, and places it back inside the females vagina.
I gave her my dirty vegetable on Saturday, she didn't even know! My hand smelled like farts for 3 days.
by owlbattle May 14, 2014
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Dapp vegetable man

The act of which a related family member sticks a celery stick in his penis hole and performs anal.
Wish I could have a dapp vegetable man right now
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Steamed vegetable

A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.
“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable
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