1 definition by owlbattle
The act of engaging in coitus and, while in the midst of passion, the male defecates in his hand, pulls his penis out, rubs the excrement on his erect penis, and places it back inside the females vagina.
I gave her my dirty vegetable on Saturday, she didn't even know! My hand smelled like farts for 3 days.
by owlbattle April 2, 2014