vidiot

One who knows more about Laura Croft than they do about their job. See also video vegetable

"My son is such a vidiot that he's 25 years old and still is a Jimmy no star at McDonalds."

by Quentin August 01, 2003

scrotum-sucker

A scrotum-sucker is a person who is currently applying his/her mouth to another person's (usually male) testicles, more commonly known as "balls", "family" or "treasure" or such a person who is apt to this and frequently does so. Can also be used for a person who as only done this once, though probably only in a community where scrotum-sucking is not accepted or tolerated.

"You scrotum-sucker!"

"I hear you have a new job."
"Sure."
"What is it?"
"I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."

by Quentin January 25, 2004

crack ass ho

A woman, void of any perceivable moral conduct or code, who feeds her crack habit by tossing her drug dealer's salad (i.e. eating his ass), and occasionally sells her body/ass for profit whilst intoxicated

Not only has that bitch Sally popped out four kids, but also she's one helluva crack ass ho.

by Quentin September 20, 2003

video vegetable

Anyone who plays video games more than they sleep. See also vidiot

"My son used to work at McDonalds, but he was such a video vgetable he got fired"

by Quentin August 01, 2003

illy

A brand of coffee from Trieste, Italy.

"Illy has earned its reputation as the world's leading coffee authority"

by quentin July 19, 2003

blood wings

Oral sex performed on a woman on her period

"He thought it was love when woke up in the morning with a lump in his throat. But when he noticed the string in his mouth, he knew he had his blood wings"

by Quentin August 01, 2003

fubar

Fucked up beyond all reconciliation.
Originally military.
See also goat fuck

"Some of these definitions are fubar"

by Quentin August 01, 2003