Quentin's definitions

fubar

Fucked up beyond all reconciliation.
Originally military.
See also goat fuck

"Some of these definitions are fubar"

by Quentin July 31, 2003

scrotum-sucker

A scrotum-sucker is a person who is currently applying his/her mouth to another person's (usually male) testicles, more commonly known as "balls", "family" or "treasure" or such a person who is apt to this and frequently does so. Can also be used for a person who as only done this once, though probably only in a community where scrotum-sucking is not accepted or tolerated.

"You scrotum-sucker!"

"I hear you have a new job."
"Sure."
"What is it?"
"I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."

by Quentin January 25, 2004

glod

Glodsson, Glod - The dwarf horn player of the "Band With Rocks In" from the Terry Pratchett book "Soul Music".

"I can blow anything," said Glod. "Realllly?" said Imp. He sought for some polite comment. "That must make you very popular."

by Quentin September 8, 2003

lily

she is very beautiful girl charming very successful at life and usually dates a boy named kobe

damn lily is sexy

by Quentin September 3, 2016

screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

dicky dunkin

Intercourse

When the weather's hot and sticky,
it ain't no time for dunkin' dicky.
When the frost is on the punkin',
THAT's the time for dicky dunkin'!

by Quentin July 31, 2003

video vegetable

Anyone who plays video games more than they sleep. See also vidiot

"My son used to work at McDonalds, but he was such a video vgetable he got fired"

by Quentin August 1, 2003