Urphantasyangel

A Person who plays Halo2 for xbox live for the specific purpose to have an online relationship with another player. This person is usually extremely ugly in real life and stays in doors as much as he/she can in fear of going out to the world of real people and getting made fun of he/shes appearance which is why online dating is the sollution!

Someone who -

- Is a slut/whore/eWhore
- Dates a new guy over the internet every other day
- Fat and ugly to extreme measures
- Lives in poverty
- Lives in Maryland
- Gets the crap beaten out of him/her by his/her kid brother if he/she doesn't let him watch the TV
- Unemployed
- Birthday is in August
- Extremely EMOtional

Duff: Goddamnit!
Brady: Whats wrong man?
Duff: My online girlfriend broke up with me on halo today :(
Brady: It's ok dude you i'll hook you up with an online whore like Urphantasyangel later she just broke up with her online boyfriend a few days ago and she nearly OD'd with sleeping pills but failed, so shes back on Halo now
Duff: Thanks man! Lets go do the superjump on lockout, and don't kill me this time!

by Bill Lumberge January 1, 2009

umplah

A man who likes other men

queer, fag, gay

by Kevin December 3, 2003

umpa-lumpa

Short or very small

Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.

Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.

Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo

Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.

by Pollymore August 3, 2009

Umpa

To Hunp Excessively

Your Bitch Loved It When I Umpa her

by BoBo Bongo April 5, 2017

umphaun

a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Stacy has an umphaun.
AHHH im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.

by james22222222222222222222 August 27, 2008

umphaphi

Everything that is bullshit

Im the king of umphaphi land

by Bleu~n~Ugglee~II June 8, 2023

Umpajig

Someone you don't like.

"Look, there goes the umpajig..."

by Charlotte June 9, 2004