twitsomnia

Losing sleep because you are on Twitter constantly

Bro, it's 3am and you're still on twitter? You need to get checked out for Twitsomnia!

by AJusteGG January 26, 2014

twitwod

a twitwod is a person that loves eating calamari whilst fingering arseholes filled with fish feaces whilst licking camel bumholes in a happy camper-van filled with family and friends.

my brother is a twitwod.

by xhfhdf November 19, 2016

titmongle

When you say fuck the pussy, you just want the tits

Stop being a titmongle and fuck my pussy.

by Jaboi XII June 16, 2017

twittorney

Portmanteau of the words "Twitter"and "attorney"; Person who will always back you on social media, regardless of the validity of your arguments.

"Thanks for being my twittorney the other day. Now I got a 20% discount on my next order."
"No problem! Customer services better be nice to us!"

by crememe July 28, 2017

twittovert

One who feels an increased sense of bravery over tweeting on Twitter, as opposed to in person.

In a DM in Twitter
He : I don't know if I can really talk with you in real life
She: Damn. You are so comfortable tweeting stuff and replying in the threads. You are such a twittovert. Damn...

by paradoxicalGru April 19, 2018

Twittor

A person who uses Twitter

-Hey, does Michael use Twitter?
-Yea, he is a twittor

by Seksel June 9, 2020

Twitzophrenic

Twitzo - idoits running multiple accounts with the sole malignant purpose of creating as much attention, chaos and bad feeling as possible regardless of consequence.

How many fucking accounts has he got, he’s a twitzophrenic

by Cultofknobheads January 22, 2021