Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements.
The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.
2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.
3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.
4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.
5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.
6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.
2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.
3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.
4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.
5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.
6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
1)Yes, a Trifecta... 2 more days of this and I will be Holier than thou. Bring on The Holy Trinity!
2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.
3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'
4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.
3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'
4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
by Chrisybabe July 2, 2014
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Trinity is beautiful. Her traits are amazing but none better than her ass. Trinity has the best ass in the whole world. You will never see an ass as large and plump as Trinity's. You will want to sit back and watch with some popcorn when Trinity passes by. It feel's even better than it looks which seems impossible. You'll never need a pillow again with Trinity in your bed. If you get a chance with a Trinity then take it.
Friend: what were you up to last night?
Me: I was with Trinity
Friend: Damn you're lucky, that ass is so perfect
Me: You don't have to remind me, I didn't take a finger off it all night
Friend: Wanna share?
Me: No, that ass is mine.... I gotta go
Friend: why?
Me: Trinity is coming over ;)
Me: I was with Trinity
Friend: Damn you're lucky, that ass is so perfect
Me: You don't have to remind me, I didn't take a finger off it all night
Friend: Wanna share?
Me: No, that ass is mine.... I gotta go
Friend: why?
Me: Trinity is coming over ;)
by Maybe who you think September 19, 2021
Get the Trinity mug.1. When Lucas went to do a high five and missed, it truly put trinita in front of java.
2. Jacob put trinita in front of java on that last group project when he didn't turn a single thing in.
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Get the put trinita in front of java mug.Simple congregruity of 'tri', meaning third and nipple. The correct adjective for a third nipple. Can be pronounced 'try-nipple' but 'trin-ipple' sounds funnier.
Ozzie: Hey, did you see Lily Allen whip out her trinipple?
Keith: No,
Ozzie: Yeah, it was almost down her stomach
Keith: What, like a dogs?
Ozzie: Yeah.
Keith: Does that mean she's part canine?
Ozzie: Hell yeah.
Keith: I'd wouldn't say no to fucking that.
Ozzie: But she wouldn't say yes to you. Dogs still have class. And you're her Dad
Keith: Oh, yeah, still would though. (They high-five eachother.)
Ozzie: (Under his breath) Prink.
Keith: No,
Ozzie: Yeah, it was almost down her stomach
Keith: What, like a dogs?
Ozzie: Yeah.
Keith: Does that mean she's part canine?
Ozzie: Hell yeah.
Keith: I'd wouldn't say no to fucking that.
Ozzie: But she wouldn't say yes to you. Dogs still have class. And you're her Dad
Keith: Oh, yeah, still would though. (They high-five eachother.)
Ozzie: (Under his breath) Prink.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 19, 2008
Get the trinipple mug.An Episcopalian boarding school near Pawling, New York. This school has a large number of international students and many of the students have rich parents. Despite the fact that the majority of the students seem to have been raised at least moderately well off, quite a large number of the students here endeavor to be "street". Like any school, they tend to get overexceited about their sports teams.
Fiercely competetive with a number of schools, including Avon, Kent, and Taft.
Fiercely competetive with a number of schools, including Avon, Kent, and Taft.
Hey, what school did you go to? Trinity Pawling?
No, I went to Avon.
Hey! Avon and T-P are rivals! You suck!
No, I went to Avon.
Hey! Avon and T-P are rivals! You suck!
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Get the Trinity Pawling mug.Kobe Bryant wouldn't have been in trouble Colorado, but he got greedy by trying to achieve the trinity with that girl.
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