Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.

I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.

by Matt&Lucy April 2, 2015

chubby-tired

A feeling of total sloth resulting from over-consumption of greasy and/or fried food. Symptoms include drowsiness, loss of motivation, hysteria, delusion, abdominal pain, loss of focus and bloatedness.

I'm feeling kind of chubby-tired, can't we go on a hike tomorrow?

After eating 3 plates of cheese fries, I was feeling very chubby-tired.

by WhoWantsToEatACoyote January 5, 2011

water the tires

to pull over to the side of the road and urinate on your tractor trailer tires or your car, pickup,suv, or motorcycle tires

" I can't hold it no more.. I gotta stop and water the tires!"

by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

Canadian Tire money

'Money' issued by the Canadian retail chain Canadian Tire as part of a customer loyalty program (similar to trading stamps). Notes of Canadian Tire Money are engraved, and have the feel of real money, although the notes are smaller than Canadian legal tender. Because of the wide presence of Canadian Tire stores across Canada, some other businesses in Canada will accept it as payment, and some Canadian eBay sellers also accept it. A widely known urban legend in Canada is the Canadian tourist (visiting the United States or elswhere) that convinces someone that Canadian Tire money is Canada's national currency, and uses it to pay off a debt.

The Ontarian will accept Canadian Tire money for payment of classified ads.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 6, 2006

tired

Something that has been repeated too often or something that is no longer exciting.

That song is tired.

by Falken January 16, 2003

Big Tires

When a freind buys new tires and obsesses over them. Thinking they are bigger than monster truck tires, stopping at every truck he sees and comparing when while continuing to ask "are my tires big?" "you think my tires are big" if you dont thats tight

Example:

Freind 1: So that movie last night was tight huh?

Zach:
You think my tires are big

Freind 1: What?

Zach: If you dont I aint trippin Big tires

by Fif November 30, 2006

Tiredism

when people eat and go to sleep like a couch potatoes

my friend shannon ate and went to sleep he got the tiredism

by dj shyne October 28, 2010