titboss

verb

-the act of using the fact that one has tits to hold power over the male gender

Friend: "Hey, what are you up to?"

You: "Oh, I'm just pickin up dinner and some groceries for my girlfriend. Then I'm gonna clean the house and massage her feet while we watch Twilight."

Friend: "Dude, you totally just got titbossed!"

by bakerboys12 April 14, 2010

Titnosis

The act which all guys are susceptible to which makes them look at the breasts of women around them.

Eric: Yo buddy I tried my best not to stare but I couldn't fight the titnosis.

by cantfightit July 22, 2010

Tito Tom

A person of Filipino descent who has adopted the lifestyle of white people and abandoned his/her heritage.

Once I asked for those tiny egg rolls instead of calling it lumpia, the waiter knew I was a tito tom.

by casicua October 10, 2011

Titmonkey

A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.

Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.

by kemdog007 November 13, 2011

Tito

Getting into a fight with a person that has authority.

Jim man, I'm gunna tito that teacher. He is really getting on my nerves.

That cop just got titoed

by Davedid February 22, 2011

titoi

"Fuck you" in Tahitian.

I asked him to lend me 10000 Polynesian francs. "Titoi, popa'a" said he.

by octopod October 7, 2004

titmouse

Small Northamerican song bird.

The other day I was hunting in my backyard and shot a titmouse right out of the tree!

by Farcus Prime September 14, 2005