Tibbe test

The Tibbe test is a test one uses to measure the thickness of a penis by using a toilet paper roll. You simply try to put your erected penis through the hole on the toilet paper roll. If the penis stops because of massive girth, you have passed the tibbe test and you have the penis of a champion, girth wise. If the penis goes right through, you have failed. And if the penis doesn't stop, nor comes out the other end, you have failed in an epic way.

Roy: So bro, did you pass the tibbe test?

Steve: Yeah, I had no chance getting my beast in that thing. It stopped right at the beginning.
Roy: Wow, you must be really well hung, a real BWC.

by Captain Kenneth BWC January 16, 2015

Tibbe

The most epic people in the world have this name

“Oh wow that Tibbe sure is epic”

by Saladestomper326 November 5, 2019

crossing the tiber

Converting to Roman Catholicism from another branch of Christianity.

Mr. Smith: Did you hear Mr. Doe is crossing the Tiber?
Fr. John: How nice to hear he has found the Truth.

by DevCatholic October 25, 2014

Timberloin

A lumberjack's haunches. Generally representing the meatier regions of the thigh.

Paul Bunyan's timberloins seethed with pain after his long toil in the woods that day.

by Braedon January 11, 2006

Jimber Timber

The real name of "Justin Timberlake"

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

timbiakabatuka

When you want someone to stick their finger in your butt but you're too embarrassed to ask

"Timbiakabatuka!"
"Hahaha, did you like that?"

by maryjane6969 December 8, 2009

Timbjury

An injury acquired while wearing Timberland boots, or "Timbs". Can be used to broadly refer to injuries attained while timbs were on the feet, or more commonly used to refer to flesh wounds from wearing Timberland boots with inadequate socks.

A: "Dude check out my ankles, these look like dog bites. But really I just wore short socks with Timbs."

B: "Wow! Talk about a timbjury."

by KateYelkovan January 25, 2022