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A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.
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The main telecommunications business in New Zealand.
They dominate the phone lines and force everybody else to use ridiculously slow internet speeds because they can't be bothered unbundling some cables.
Often ridiculed for their horrible impact on NZs' internet speed and their blocky, unimaginative logo.
Hated for making the song "Come Together" by the Beatles a national taboo.
The main telecommunications business in New Zealand.
They dominate the phone lines and force everybody else to use ridiculously slow internet speeds because they can't be bothered unbundling some cables.
Often ridiculed for their horrible impact on NZs' internet speed and their blocky, unimaginative logo.
Hated for making the song "Come Together" by the Beatles a national taboo.
Gamer1 "I'm running at 200ping!"
Gamer2 "Fucking telecom and their gay interwebs!!"
Customer "Hello, my phone lines are broken."
Telecom Rep. "We can get somebody out there to help in about a month... please hold."
Gamer2 "Fucking telecom and their gay interwebs!!"
Customer "Hello, my phone lines are broken."
Telecom Rep. "We can get somebody out there to help in about a month... please hold."
by Superbacon January 12, 2008
Get the Telecom mug.the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.
I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!
by MintyLeila July 21, 2005
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