TILF

Teacher I'd Like to.....

Did you see that chick walk down the school hall? Total TILF

by Unkown Awareness November 23, 2010

TSIF

This shit is fucked

Q: Have you heard of the new covid vaccine?
A: Yeah. TSIF

by organic_straight_dude March 16, 2021

semen tilfred

after fucking a super fat chick in her fat vagina, you splodge on to a cracker and hide in a fat role on her back

yo, i just gave that old fat lady down the street a semen tilfred instead of mowing her lawn.

by micheal jamisom January 22, 2008

TILF

T.I.L.F = Teeth I'd like to fuck.

Check out Michael Strahan's teeth. Total TILF.

by DJ Dentite August 23, 2010

tilf

toddler id like to f***

that is one hot toddler, shes got all the goods. when that tilf is alone im gonna make my move

by mattkemp January 15, 2009

Tilf

Tai i'd like to fuck
or
Tash i'd like to fuck

Example:

"Woah did you see vicky's friends, they are definatly Tilfs"

by Tash, and Tai October 20, 2008

thilf

this is an acronym meaning "Trendy Hipster I'd like to Fuck"

Roberto and Kenny where walking down the street, they saw a trendy hipster girl and Kenny said, "Now that's a thilf."

by adork November 12, 2010