Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
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The Side Static

Absolute fuckfest jesus christ dont go near this place they got two dps who never communicate, one who knows math and one who is absolutely retarted. The two british people are the worst however, especially Shion (cringe name) who just says things when we should really do Fire IV instead.

Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way
by rennnie October 28, 2023
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static character

a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.
Tiny Tim is a static character
by Trullman December 16, 2016
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Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.
Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.
by staticballs April 10, 2022
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Hit the radio static

Dave: bro do you have radio static

Sean: Yeah i hit the radio static
by Loui Anonymous August 29, 2020
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Tv static

The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time
Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop
by Kajmarez August 25, 2023
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elbotic static

Elbotic static is a term given to the spontaneous combustion of one's outerwear in the elbow region of the arm sleeve usually brought on with little to no notice by a sudden pressure drop at the fabric's surface.

Studies have shown that this condition is more prevalent in cotton materials
His elbow ignited on fire due to elbotic static
by Rugulators,SukButt December 07, 2022
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