hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.

example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006

scareditzky

Prone to wetting ones pants whenever a load noise happens unexpected.

Holy crap! Scareditzky just pissed his pants when I sneezed!

by DU DUMP DUH May 7, 2003

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.

I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!

by dmktx7 December 12, 2010

scaredo

a really terrible hair cut

look john's just had his haircut

yea look at that scaredo

by bigian1179 December 2, 2010

Smared

A word to express a combination of being sad, mad, and scared.

My ex baby-daddy keeps trying to break into my house! I'm SMARED about it!

I don't speed while driving 'cause if I get pulled over I'd be smared!!

by LadyFromVegas April 30, 2011

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017

Scared-of-Dick Sexual

A girl who only dates girls, not because they are gay, but because they are scared of dicks.

Robert-"Hey, did you hear Vanna is dating a girl? I didn't know she was gay."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."

by James_Bond007skyfall January 18, 2018