Spurgle

A spurgle is an incompetent, overbearing, self-important, pompous buffoon.

Our boss is a walking disaster, a total spurgle.

by OldSEEngineer August 19, 2023

'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.

"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."

by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008

pride spiraling

pride spiraling is the opposite of shame spiraling. it is the exponential growth of one's ego. The sense of pride increases until the the penis shrinks into a black hole...until there is nothing left.

brad was pride spiraling so hard last night

by #Pridespiraling January 26, 2014

anal spiral

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.

Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral

by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 22, 2015

downwards spiral

A downward spiral is a spiral that is going downwards. it can represent depression or a very bad time in someones life.
And it's a meme

Downward spiral.
Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Downward spiral.

Kate: 'hey jack! how are you?'
Jack: 'not so good, my life is going into a downwards spiral filled with misery and pain.'
Kate: 'oh cool me too.'

by GenericHuman73559 January 29, 2018

Corn Spirals

1. The knock off term for fusilli pasta.
2. If you're not Italian and you don't know how say fusilli.

*In an Italian restaurant and the waiter comes over*

Waiter: "what would you like today?"

Me: "can I get uhhhh... a bowl of those corn spirals?"

by Trap_Boi April 3, 2018

One Spurlock

A “One Spurlock” is a texas cowboy term orriginated in Starks, Louisiana where one slowly rises a closed fist in the air somewhat resembling a knuckle sandwich but with a little more attitude. A “One Spurlock” typically instigates bar fights, arguments at your local boat ramp and shit talking on Snapchat.

I swear bill if that somebitch says my diddy bought this Phoenix bass boat and 2018 f350 I’m gonna give him one spurlock and fuck his girl.

by Bill Spurlock March 20, 2019