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Kurdish Speedball

A dangerous cocktail of stimulants and depressants comprised of a cigarette, a glass of heavily sweetened tea, an energy drink and a handful of sleeping pills. These ingredients are frequently smuggled across borders in the Middle East at reasonable prices. The Kurdish Speedball is usually used in an attempt to relieve the stress that goes with being a member of an oppressed group.
Ever since Comrade Mazlum lost his dad to the brutality of the Turkish government, he's been unable to get to sleep without a Kurdish Speedball.
by Nice to meat you May 2, 2021
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speedballing

speedballing refers to mixing herion and cocaine. both substances can be mixed together and snorted. or injected if you're extremely dumb. apparently it gives the feeling of falling down an escalator. it confuses the heart, because herion is a "downer" and cocaine is an "upper." so herion slows the heart down while cocaine speeds it up. its an easy way to have a heart attack if you aren't careful. yet to be experinced haha.
last night, i decided to try speedballing dude. it was fuckin ridiculous; i didn't even know what was going on.
by OhhhhhxNOoooo10 May 23, 2009
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speedbass

Speedbass is a very fast paced subgenre of electromusic very similar to pissbass and speedcore. NOT for easy listeners.
1. Speedbass is no doubt one of the highest energy subgenres in electronica and techno.

2. We went to the club and found it very hard to dance to speedbase because it was so fast.
by Piepes March 10, 2008
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speedhack

program that enables your processing unit to overclock, enabling your charater per say in a pvp enviroment to cast spells faster, run faster, and overall speeden the processes on ingame play..this is commonly accepted as a cheat or hack in gaming today.
by chaotic soul July 22, 2003
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Spedbucket

Someone who far more stupid then the common sped.
John: How do you reload in Call of Duty?

Casey: Dude are you serious?

John: Yes

Casey: You Spedbucket
by JFlaX October 1, 2017
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Speedcucked

When a glitch is discovered that can potentially save time in a speedrun but the glitch makes something that is required to finish the game broken therefor being unable to beat the game and making the glitch useless
You need your head to progress a certain part of the game and losing it makes it unbeatable despite the possible time saves of not having to talk, that speedrunning community is speedcucked
by Hotpies May 27, 2020
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Speedbag

To punch one's testicles repeatedly like a boxer training for a fight. Participant may use both hands, one hand, or a combination of each.
That dude is such a douche I want to speedbag his nut-sack.
by BigDaddyC6969 October 5, 2020
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