spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.

I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!

by Kdog37 December 30, 2014

Spackle Punch

To have explosive Diarrhea in front of a lot of very smart and prominent people

Damn, he totally spackle punched. Nobody is going to be able to save his reputation now

by The Shit Sprinkler October 22, 2020

Crackle Spackle

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.

Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....

by Samerella October 7, 2016

orange spackle

when you place an orange into ones anus and tense to squeeze out the juice into the other participants mouth

i had some weird drinks last night with Laquisha, my favorite was the orange spackle

by graham norton May 20, 2015

spackle my weenus dongle

A tight-knit group of people with joint cares, a singleness of mind, and a collective evaluative perspective on life.

God has brought this spackle my weenus dongle together in such a way that we identify and share with one another in Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. We care about eudaimonia (good that is desirable for its own sake, the highest human good, how best to live) for this group of friends collectively, but also for each person in the group individually.

by The Perfect Burrito December 19, 2022

hit spick spackle

balls

"poop"

*gets mad*

*laughs*

"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"

*gets scared, runs away lickety split*

by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021

Cereal Spackle

The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.

Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.

by ProfS May 6, 2010