Spidget Finner

(Noun) A stick which has holes in it. Cannot be spun and it's only use is to be looked at and it's name said "spidget finner"

I hate fidget spinners so I bought a spidget finner
Or
The spidget finner was on the table

by Randdom Words May 30, 2017

dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.

I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.

by october-jones October 23, 2008

Spidge

That last drip of semen after ejaculating

Eugh you have spidged on the sheets

by jimbo james hung August 14, 2011

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

Swidge

To take a sip of someone else's beverage

Hey can I have a swidge ?
Give me a swidge of drink.

by Charlea February 26, 2017

Smudge

Verb. To covertly take a photo of something/someone. UK slang.

We've been smudged Gov'nor.

by Granstander2 January 4, 2010