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ski or kayak porn 

a term applied to thrill-a-minute ski or kayak flicks. Typically feature young hotshots doing crazy tricks in lots of powder or big whitewater. Most fans of these movies are skiiers or paddlers themselves. Some well known producers include: Ski porn - Warren Miller, Teton gravity research
Kayak porn - Young Gun Productions
I can't wait for the new TGR movie. Nothing like some good ski or kayak porn to start the season out on a good note.
Related Words

Ski Instructor 

Code for a cocaine dealer. Derived from the terms associated with cocaine like "snow" and "lift tickets".
Hey man, call that Ski Instructor and get those lift tickets.
Ski Instructor by Favnuts April 25, 2008
A girl who becomes a hoe, and exchanges her services for cocaine.
That ski hoe will do anything for an 8ball.
Ski Hoe by Joe7 January 28, 2007

ski jump nose 

A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).
Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!"

Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"
ski jump nose by Greg Cole April 20, 2005

Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop 

The great phrase coined by Scatman John
Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop
When a girl is sitting between two guys and gives them hand jobs at the same time.
omg, I got so drunk and ski jobbed Andrew and Brad last night.
Ski Job by amp(n) October 16, 2008