OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere
by Cloutos November 26, 2019

by vzairu July 20, 2023

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!
by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.
queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

When an individual switches their personality to the opposite of themselves
Taken from “Transformers: Shattered Glass”, when the good guys are bad, and bad guys are good.
Taken from “Transformers: Shattered Glass”, when the good guys are bad, and bad guys are good.
“The first time I ever shattered was when I asked that one fine chick out on a date and she called me stupid”
by SEN10L July 22, 2025
