Stage Fright

The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.

Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.
You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 17, 2011
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stage dive

the act of running into someone's bedroom and jumping onto their bed while they are having sex. can be done in groups.
Your roommate is having sex with his girlfriend in his room. You and three friends yell "STAGE DIVE!" and jump on top of them while they're doing it.
by zakkbeard July 03, 2011
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Stage Fart

A fart that will not come out when you are ready to let it go
I was holding in some big ones at work. When I went to the bathroom, I had stage fart.
by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy March 05, 2009
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Stage Erection

An erection of the penis (or a moistening of the vagina) due to performing in front of a large audience without becoming sexually aroused.
Dylan: I'm so nervous to play Hamlet in front of 400+ people tonight! I have stage fright!

Erik: I never get stage fright. One thing I do get is stage erection. It's not like I'm horny, but I always pop a boner whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. Is that weird?

Dylan: ...yeah, man.

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by Bready Hampton October 28, 2011
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talking stage

some bullshit label to use instead of actually dating because both people are pussies

were you fucking mute till now???
Dumbass - “Oh yeah Kylie and Mark? They’re in a talking stage right now.”

Normal person - “Did they not have mouths before…?”
by jayasurfave836 June 21, 2023
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stage 155

the Cialis-Levitra-Viagra stage of a man's life. from: 155 in Roman numerals is CLV.
A mean, nasty old man has reached stage 155.

Someone who is mean and grumpy all the time, no matter what age, has reached stage 155.
by quoit June 16, 2009
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Porno stage

The time period or span, (Usually starting at the age of 12 for most men) when one starts to watch porn regularly for a few years then usually dies down to occasional porn viewing.
I started my Porno stage when I was eleven and ended when I was thirteen.
by Mother animal July 14, 2010
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