Eduardo Retardo

A sexy person, with a really large cock who will fuck the mess out of you and have you begging for more. Eduardo Retardo is loved by all.

He had an Eduardo Retardo cock!!

by squirt squirt queef June 28, 2010

Retardiculous

A mashup of "retarded" and "ridiculous" meaning the subject is so stupid and silly that it hurts.

Soulja Boy's new video is so retardiculous I almost cried.

by Dysphoriawithcookies February 26, 2008

retardical

a question that is too stupid to answer. A combination of rhetorical and retarded

What's my name?

Man, that's a retardical question...

by Fearghalian Stallion October 21, 2008

retardomondo

See: retard, mondo.

Super retarded. Like a living fart with no education and self-inflicted brain damage.

"You know who's a Retardomondo?"
"Who, pray tell?"
"*insert name of an idiot you know*."
"fo sho"

by Keyser_So_So June 12, 2005

Retardi

A person possessing multi forms of retardation.

Your fucking retardi!

by Ashikathe2ndsemester October 18, 2008

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.

I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.

by Richardhg December 13, 2010

Retardii

A person who has the mental retardedness equivalent to multiple people's retardedness.

Eli is Retardii.

by hideonbushlol December 19, 2018