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by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

Reactionist

A self-proclaimed artist who has nothing original to offer and only reacts, negatively or hyper-negatively, to other forms of art, events in society and politics. A critic ashamed of admitting his/her true job description. A resentful twat who marks every new thing as either "been-there-done-that" or something of the form "kids-these-days...". A reactionary, but only limited to political context.

Abby: Have you seen Dave's comments on Rachel's troll-faced concert pics!! Burn!!
Daisy: Which Dave? The guy who blogs about every other thing???
Abby: Who else??!! He's the first to respond in any case!
Daisy: I know!! He's such a reactionist.

by abwolverine August 28, 2015

reaction w

When you get so broke from buying a beast gaming pc so you resort to making cringy youtube videos.

Lost soul: "Hey everybody this is Reaction W here, and today..."
Boomers: "Your generation is destroying our society."

by fat nigerian November 19, 2019

Carribean Reach Around

To use the severed hand of a natural disaster victim to jerk yourself off.

To memorialize the death of his friend Cliff, Anthony kept the hand, performing a Carribean Reach Around daily.

by Oats 2.0 August 7, 2010

Brooklyn Reacharound

To shove cigar butts up someone's ass whilst tickling their balls, as they give you detailed directions to uptown.

Mike: Bro! I banged this hot chick last night, she gave me a Brooklyn Reacharound!
Steve: Gnarly dude!
Mike: Yeah man! It was wicked sick!

by Magnum47 October 6, 2018

Reaction

the firm and visceral sense that modernity sucks, even though, by all rights, it should not; anti-revolution; anti-progressivism; usually triggered by observation of one or more of the following: women are less pleasant and/or men are wimpier than they should be, foreigners are everywhere they shouldn't be, mankind is getting stupider, the more democratic things are the more corrupt they seem to be, ugliness is everywhere and getting worse.

After recognizing the vapid status seeking of his "progressive" neighbors, the hopeless ignorance of the electorate, Bill decided to plant his feet on the side of The Reaction.

by nicky_steves April 13, 2013

reaction face

of, pertaining to, marked by facial reaction caused by consumption of something a consumer finds distasteful. It is completely reactionary and cannot be simulated effectively.

Example 1:

Andre: My favorite drink is Vodka and Red Bull.

Steve: Vodka is nasty, I can't even drink it without getting reaction face.

Example 2:
"Jorge is such a douche, watch how he gets reaction face every time he takes a shot."

by l20B0T March 18, 2009