restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

restore

The process by which the shaft skin of the circumcised penis is stimulated to grow, generally by strecthing, to create a facsimile of the natural foreskin. Also known as uncircumcision or restoring.

Jewish males were required to restore their foreskins to take part in the first Olympic games.

by sephfx April 14, 2004

rectology

1) The act or study of rectum thrashing with a large penis or tool.

2) The stretching of a woman's anal cavity by a well endowed plummer.

3) The term used to describe ass pounding and/or cornholing.

4) The study of hemmoroid re-insertion.

Yo man, I heard that you were studying rectology at my old college, F.U.

Damn Luke, you just schooled that hoe like a professional rectologist!

My friend Berto is a plumber, however as a side job he is a freelance rectologist. He loves cleaning all sorts of pipes.

by Berto March 9, 2006

optical rectosis

The condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a shitty outlook.

Recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.

by NoQuarter July 20, 2006

redstone

You make the blip-blop go bibi-blop

When Felix is becoming better at redstone than you.

by diego_lh September 12, 2019

Redtooth

When you notice a person carrying a conversation that does not have a Bluetooth device clipped to their ear.

Did you see that homeless person over there ranting on his Redtooth? They must be talking to the underground.

by unclenee October 21, 2008

Restoration

A term commonly used by mistake when describing a vehicle that has undergone improvements such as new paint and interior, yet is nothing like a factory original.

I spent 10,000 dollars on the restoration of my VW Bus. The Lexus Plum Purple paint still looks new and the leather Dodge Caravan seats are very comfortable.

by norcalmike vw December 21, 2010