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resterday

Alex: How was the resterday?

Bill: The resterday?

Alex: The rest of yesterday!

Bill: That’s a stupid fucking word.

Alex: You’re a stupid fucking word!

Bill: Are you gonna cry?

Alex (sobbing): Shut up!
by Veuxdeux May 17, 2025
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Restless Feet Syndrome

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet about them
Mary Frances gives Blake restless feet syndrome
by Mfsdom June 29, 2025
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Restless Feet Syndrome

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet
He’s laying sitting over there kicking his feet, she gives him restless feet syndrome
by Mfsdom June 29, 2025
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Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).
"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."
by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025
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Resterlintariasm

To be resting whilst moving; unlike sleepwalking, but resting while being active.
Sarah was having a resterlintariasm at the pool.
by hekkolo January 1, 2026
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intimate resteraunt

A girls pussy. (Being eaten out)
Person 1: "Man, she took me to her intimate resteraunt last night and it tasted so good."
by Andreatheslut June 13, 2017
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Stripes Restrepo

What to drink?
I'll have a Stripes Restrepo.
by anonymous September 16, 2020
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