Remote

Something I’m too lazy to get

Ok time for a movie... oh I forgot the remote, but I’m too lazy to get it, SLAVES GET MY REMOTE!

by Wuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwueueueuuee October 9, 2020

remotional

When you keep getting upset about something you should have let go years ago.

I keep getting remotional about my high school girlfriend cheated on me - even though that was over ten years ago.

by ChangeLater May 21, 2017

remote leds

LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.

Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.

I setup remote leds around my room and they look sick!

by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018

Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.

Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???

by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016

Remote

a small device used for lazy people lol

i need a remote

by princess_doggy January 5, 2017

Got it on remote controlllllllllllll

lyrics from kanye west & young thugs "remote control" from donda

"i love kanye so much i Got it on remote controlllllllllllll"

by fadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2023

remote

something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.

“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)

by kikimdx January 14, 2024