gentleman's relish

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Relapse

When one pushes their partners prolapsed anus back in with their tongue

This trick nasty slut took off her panties and her rosebud was just too much for me so I relapsed that shit.

by Jay russ November 17, 2019

Relapse

A horrible album from 2009

Hey, are you listening to Relapse?!

by Usershame June 5, 2018

Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..

He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....

by Bill the Random December 20, 2010

Relipstickley

The utterence of a man upon being enlightened of the fact that a women eats 50 pounds of lipstick on average per year.

Look to your left . look to your right . i mean come on think Relipstickley

by Kitgly January 19, 2019

retipsy

The act of re-intoxicatiting oneself after a breif period of sobriety, following a previously drunken state.

Yo, man we need to get retipsy after those nachos.

by Er bear December 21, 2007

Relapsation Time

A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.

"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"

by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015