An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.
''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?
by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019
Get the Reitard mug.What your standard idiot might become in an argument he or she is too retarded to understand, so continuously repeats the same argument, regardless of the amount of new and different ways you try to explain to them that they are, in fact, a retard.
Paul: It's a rhetorical question, you don't need to respond.
Ricky: Yh but deres a question mark.
Paul: Yeah man but there's more than one way you can use it.
Rick: Yeh, but, it has to be a question, cos ders a question mark.
Paul: What a loop retard. Fml.
Ricky: Yh but deres a question mark.
Paul: Yeah man but there's more than one way you can use it.
Rick: Yeh, but, it has to be a question, cos ders a question mark.
Paul: What a loop retard. Fml.
by thatsmeeeeeeeeeee February 19, 2011
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(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.
"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"
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