Beef queefer

A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.

Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"

Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."

Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"

Randy: "God dammit..."

by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012

Queef Wam Bam

A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps

Tom: What the fuck was that?!?!?!
Maxine: Sorry, i just did a queef wam bam
Tom: Everybody get under the tables

by Franksy4 May 26, 2009

butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.

Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!

by The1andonly November 16, 2007

Queef Muffler

A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.

She was wearing a queef muffler so as to not be embarassed on her date

by jards nella llea January 14, 2009

Pakistani Queefer

Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.

Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.

by SausageDynamite May 22, 2023

Quafft

The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.

I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...

by IdiotProofDude January 23, 2015

Queef Tickle

When the female species farts from her vaginal region and it stimulates a synthetic orgasm/ random burst of excitement

I thought i made her climax but it was really just a queef tickle!

by ChuckMaster87 January 7, 2017