putterfoot

slooooow poke, moving forward so slowly you are actually moving backwards, putt-putting along, for someone cool it can be thought of as sauntering

father with teen daughter walking into Lowes: so much to buy, so little time!

teen daughter is so far behind, she is still at home

father: PUTTERFOOT!

by hbhb June 1, 2010

Phil Putzer

A person overflowing with good looks, charm, and pure awesomeness

Ted Mosby "Wow Barney Stinson is such a Phil Putzer!"

by smilemegee February 5, 2010

shot-putter

males; -the placing of the 'shot' (or ejaculate) in a chosen or convenient location, -usually ending up a mental, physical and spiritual challenge!

went into foolsley's bar and saw nothing but shot-putters

john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!

beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter

by michael foolsley August 1, 2010

puller

A wanker in Australia; a tosser in UK. One who has a grip on himself, but not reality, esp in relation to his place in it.

That bloke is a real puller.

by Richard September 3, 2003

puter

a puter is not a computer at all, just add the com to it to call it that. A puter is slang for VAGINA.

Man, I like the stick my putter in her puter

by CaliCowboy September 28, 2010

Carrot Puller

Carrot Puller is an oilpatch term for any small rig. The term is most often used by workers on triple-joint drilling rigs, and is applied to service rigs or single-joint drilling rigs.

He ain't never seen real iron; he spent ten years on a carrot puller...

by W_L March 17, 2010

puter

What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.

My puter is very clever.

by Kerb November 30, 2004