The pistachio effect

When you have a tasty pistachio and have another one and are disappointed because it's not as tasty!!!!!

That's so good I'd better not have another, that's the Pistachio effect!!!

by Theoriginalsausagefingers November 30, 2021

Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!

Alyssa Pistachio is a pistachio nut

by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023

Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017

pistacho

Incontinency

Better keep that pistacho under control at the dinner function, mate!

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

pustache

Oddly trimmed pubic hair above the woman's pussy, that is horizontal rather than vertical. Acts as a border into the fun zone.

"I had to trim my pustache today"

by Rapierre July 26, 2014

Pustache

A vagina with pubes that resemble a damn mustache. It doesn't matter how the pubes are shaped because there is many different kinds of mustaches out there.

Ugh, I haven't shaved my pustache in months and I have a date tonight!

by NotSoChipper April 27, 2017

pistachiio

a pistachio but with an extra i

pistachio is splled pistachio, not pistachiio!

by wizard926e March 10, 2018