pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

riding the porcelain bus

puking into the toilet.

Damn I drank a whole case last night and now I'm riding the porcelain bus.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

porcelain tug

(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.

The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."

by Kyle Vade October 22, 2006

Porcelain Sauna

When your poop rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.

Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.

Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.

by JesseIU July 13, 2010

Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007

Porcelain Goddess

(n) Toilet;lavatory. Derived from it's common porcelian material and everyday importance.

Uh guys...I need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004

Poockles

When your having sex with your ho, then you pull john travolta from your stash, then you throw him out the window, and try to hit your target (preferably a little kid).

MAN 1 - "DUDE, i pulled an awesome poockles"
MAN 2 - "NICE"

by mack niles November 30, 2006