poltergeist

Scariest movie ever about the paranormal.

Poltergeist 2 really scared me. It scared me so bad it gave me nightmares.

by Saints September 24, 2003

poofer

A cute guy from California who likes kitties and back massages

Did you see Kaylin talking to Poofer yesterday??

by Whaaaeeerr December 30, 2014

PELFER

(pel-fur) verb. to pelfer

1. To give or ask for direction. 2. An aggressive fingerblast

1.The mailman was nice enough to pelfer me. 2.See that hot chick on the dance floor over there, i'm goin pelfer the shit out of her later.

by pelfer1 April 9, 2013

Mexican Poltergeist

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the residual funk from a vigorous taint and asshole rub is smeared on the upper lip instead of human fecal matter. This move can also be referred to a Spectral Sanchez and is best done covertly.

Last night I rubbed my funky taint and gave my wife the worst Mexican Poltergeist, she go utter and still swears permanent damage.

by Chef Duck September 25, 2011

The Poltergeist

Needed: 2-5 people

A sexual act, similar in nature to the Houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having sex.

During sex, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. At a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. The person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, Poltergeist.

Hilarity ensues.

Guy 1: "Man, I got lucky last night but my fucking roomates pulled the poltergeist on me! Lights, screaming, the works"

Guy 2: "That blows man... Was the look on her face worth it though?"

Guy 1: "Haha, yeah it totally was."

by Sgt.Hotdogs March 4, 2011

Poofer

A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man

Example 1

Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."

Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."



Example 2

Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"

Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"

by Heather Riley October 15, 2004

pilfer

To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.

Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.

by Floyd & Leaona October 26, 2007