Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
Get the Planter's Peanut Worts mug.Unplugging a toilet clogged with a dense turd using a hanger because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation. Instead of creating water pressure to send it through, you use the hanger to break up the mass so it can pass freely.
Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to planger that turd into smaller chunks to get it to go down, otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister. I left the hanger in the shower where I found it.
by milpoolSK March 5, 2023
Get the Planger mug.A platonic yandere.
Obsessive over their friend, would go to extreme lengths to protect said friend.
Obsessive over their friend, would go to extreme lengths to protect said friend.
Joe: Yo, why's Emily mad at me? It's scary,,
Alex: She's a hardcore plandere. It personally offended her when you upset Alice the other day.
Alex: She's a hardcore plandere. It personally offended her when you upset Alice the other day.
by Madokastrwberri April 24, 2023
Get the Plandere mug.• noun: The act of intervening when a friend’s plant obsession gets too out of control, especially if they’re running out of space for more plants.
• “I know you love your plants, but maybe it’s time for a plantervention. Your kitchen is a jungle!”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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Get the planteras bulge mug.Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.
Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!
by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024
Get the Prancer-Wanker mug.noun. A girl who thinks a planner will solve all her problems; memory problems, financial problems, ADHD.
noun. A girl who romanticizes her life through doodles and washi tape.
noun. A girl with high-functioning anxiety that uses planners as emotional support notebooks.
noun. A girl who romanticizes her life through doodles and washi tape.
noun. A girl with high-functioning anxiety that uses planners as emotional support notebooks.
Ahayva is such a planner girl, she literally has a habit tracker for breathing.
Jenny is a planner girl and goes to Artbox every Saturday morning.
I am such a planner girl, I have 10 different planners that are 5 different brands that I never use; however, they do look pretty on my bookshelf.
Jenny is a planner girl and goes to Artbox every Saturday morning.
I am such a planner girl, I have 10 different planners that are 5 different brands that I never use; however, they do look pretty on my bookshelf.
by Paradise Printshop December 6, 2024
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