Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).

Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.

by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 16, 2010

intercoursenet

Internet pronography. what the the internet was made for.

They should call it the internet anymore. There is so much porn on it that it should be called intercoursenet.

by nastay girls April 14, 2010

Intercourse

Having sex with someone

He only used me for intercourse

by omq_its_no.one.to.be.found April 12, 2019

Intercourse

The 'I need to tell you this but I don't want to' word for sex.

Kid: what's it called when a man gives the mommy a baby?

Brother: ummmmmmmm.....intercourse

by Bored&dumb March 22, 2020

Intercourse

A food you eat between main course meals. In other words a snack.

Man eating all that intercourse made my stomach so full I don't have any left for dinner.

by The educational educator December 13, 2021

sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”

We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.

by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018

stabwound intercourse

Violently stabbing someone and then preceding to shove your erect cock into the self- made fuck-hoLe repeatedly... The blood creates a nice slippery lubrication for the fuckery..

Also a BadAss Album and Song Title name from a death- metal band named GoReGAsm..

"Bloodlust drives my schizoid mind
Sex and murder are entwined
I love to watch the veins
Pulsing in their necks
As I slash their throats
My dick becomes erect
Stabbed in the chest
Dead flesh is best
I will spill my seed
As I watch it bleed
Bloody holes I love to fuck
And my ten inch knife you'll suck
When I shove it through
The back of your head
Rip the clothes off the corpse
Lying dead on the floor
Brutally fucked in every hole
Use the carcass as my whore
Split their skin open wide
And hang them on a hook above
Lacerate to lubricate
Gush forth the crimson I love
In the sickest ways I defile
This bloody butchered human pile
The stench of gore is so sweet
Lying bleeding at my feet
Driven by my twisted urge
My flatulence will be your dirge
On your stiff I drop a stool
And make new fuck holes with my tool
Stabbed repeatedly with no remorse
I indulge in stabwound intercourse
Necrophilia is my morbid fun
Reaching climax
Baptized with my cum"

Whoop motheRFuckinG WHOOP...!!!

"Last night, I engaged in Stabwound Intercourse as I murdered that dumb bitch.. yOu should've heard her screams.... ...well, while she was still breathing anyways, after that stopped, all yOu could hear was my moans, and the gushy sounds my cock made while plunging in and out of my own lil' personal fuckhoLe...."

by Krazy Bloo-3y3d Chick AKA Psyc September 21, 2018