a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same
by jparklover February 21, 2017
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