Patriot Missle 

When a female squirts into the air, and a male attempts to blast it out of the air with his load.

Megan launched a salvo of squirt at the wall, but I intercepted it with my Patriot Missle.

Patriot Missle by ThePatriotAct March 22, 2021

patriot moat

patriot moat /pay-tree-uht mowt/

noun
The ring of jizz left on the ground after a MAGAt circle jerk

verb
Surround Mar-a-Lago with fat-bodied MAGAts

After leaving a patriot moat around a faux-golden bust of Donald Trump, a group of MAGAts moved to join their patriot brothers and sisters in using their bodies as a protective barrier around Mar-a-Lago.

patriot moat by colostomykid March 20, 2023

patriot moat

Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.

"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."

patriot moat by philottsoraptor March 20, 2023

Patriot Bible University 

A well-known diploma mill located in Colorado, famous for being the alma mater of creationism activist Kent Hovind. The school has never been accredited by any accreditation institution and even claims it has no wish to be. The school sells degrees in such far-ranged topics as Christian education and missionary studies. The main classroom building resembles a trailer park home. In order to get into this school, all you need is a checkbook and a pen.

Erica couldn't get into Regent University since her high school GPA was a 1.04, luckily she got into Patriot Bible University.

Patriot Bible University by ConservatismSucks December 19, 2009

patriot toast 

Eggs and milk cooked around bread. Similar to French Toast, but tastes better because it's American.

Fuck the French, eat Patriot Toast!

patriot toast by WC September 16, 2004

patriot missle 

a missle that was designed to shoot and destroy incomming missles

patriot missle by JeVoNeR September 16, 2003

patriot party

Lying to a group of people with the intention of obtaining power and financial gain under the guise of national superiority.

That Senator needs a platform and funding. Maybe they should throw a patriot party.

patriot party by DPolylepis January 21, 2021