pteradactyl

When your star is giving two hand jobs with arms out and sucking dick. The motion looks like a pterdactyl.

Submitted by The Wrong Demographic.

Three of us came home from the bar and Marty's girlfriend got naked and turned into a pteradactyl.

by the wrong demographic May 9, 2014

Pterodactyling

n. A competitive sport taking place mainly in public restroom stalls in which participants attempt to perch using the surrounding walls, sometimes many feet in the air, above toilet bowls and excrete into them without missing, all the while cawing as a pterodactyl would.

"I nearly came in first in the big pterodactyling exhibition, but my last turdlet flew wide when I lost my footing on the wet tile."

by Lecks July 29, 2006

Pterodactylectomy

An operation in which the physician makes an incision above the anterior lobiscus muscle and removes the pterodactyl from the human body.

After his pterodactylectomy, Bob took a week off of work and lost his appetite for lamb.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

Pants Pterodactyls

This is just another work for chlamydia.

Don't worry man, pants pterodactyls are cureable.

by ReveriePrincess September 23, 2010

Pterodactyled that bitch

A very strategic wing-man move that requires much talent and fineness. As a wing-men (or wing-women) it is our job to get our friend one-on-one time with the girl/guy of their desire. The art of Pterodactyl-ing is a basic maneuver that involves coxing away the friends and other potential cock blocks of the guy or girl your friend happens to be interested in. The key is to be subtle, swift, and effective as to not give away your motives. If done correctly, your best friend will have ample time with the person they are trying to impress/take home and just like that my friend you have swooped in and carried all distractions away on your wing. Hence the phrase pterodactyl-ing.

John: "Man, I saw you pull all those girls away from your boy so he could seal the deal with Sarah."

Todd:"yeah man, I straight pterodactyled that bitch.

by dactylethatho January 9, 2013

Ptaradactyle

When idiots try to write pterodactyl but are too dumb to actually spell it correctly.

Jean: "Today I'll be showing you the life of a Ptaradactyle!"
Bill: "It's Pterodactyl, dumbass."
Jean: *fucking dies*

by fattyvapes6969 April 13, 2019

pteridactyl

getting so intoxicated off multiple substances, that you run around immitating the prehistoric bird and making a complete ass out of yourself.

Kayla has reached pteridactyl guys...

by pteridactyl May 21, 2009