Classic Prune

A person who says they will join you soon but never does.

He said he will join in 30mins, but never did ~ Classic Prune

by Prunetesh March 5, 2017

Stewed Prune

A drunk person.

Look at that stewed prune try to stand up.

Don't let that stewed prune drive, call him a cab.

Here comes a couple of stewed prunes, let's roll them.

by Tipsy McSwagger July 28, 2010

pound my prune

A females way to having rough, hard sex when it's been a while.

I want you to pound my prune baby

by Pineapple21 July 6, 2017

fractured prune

An injured penis, or dick.

A donut shop.

Grandpa in the hospital.

Yo, Scotty. How's Nate's "fractured prune"?

Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.

So, how's fractured prune?

by theMasterofRok June 19, 2017

poon prune

A poon prune is when someones hand looks pruney like it's been soaked in water for too long after he or she has fingered someone repetitively. Hence, the word poon as in poon tang instead of vagina or pussy, since it rhymes with prune.

His girlfriend was definitely happy by the look of that poon prune right hand.

by tehalikat January 8, 2009

Pop a Prune

to make a very old man get off sexually. ie. orgasm or ejaculate

sam: I heard that alison went to Pop a Prune last night.
jason: no way! thats so gross. I bet he was all saggy.

by S-licious February 24, 2010

ditch prune

The process that occurs when you pass out in a wet ditch

What a party last night, I passed out on the way home and wound up totally Ditch Pruned

by Lenny the Ditch Prune December 4, 2013