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private ale

Someone's private thoughts, (as a sort of speaking your mind out in your cups); 'that's my opinion'.

(From the Green Day song Private Ale, where the lyricist is practically thinking out loud.)
I'd say one Direction are shit, but that's my private ale.
by La-di-la June 12, 2017
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private airport

a way to style female pubic hair, similar to a landing strip, but it does not extend up the venus mound. it surrounds the clitoris and covers the lips, and the rest is shaved cleanly. usually the remaining hair is trimmed short, but can be worn long.
guy 1: so, triangle, landing strip, brazilian, what?
guy 2: none, but she has a private airport, and man is that HOT!
by Claire Noir January 29, 2009
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Private Molly

An absolute fag. Whoever makes this their name on any platform must be hung and incinerated with a fire fart from TKO.
-Hey guys I changed my name to Private Molly

- Gilbert, tie the noose
by CaptainNigward May 12, 2020
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Private Pyle

Someone who is pushed into insanity by emotional/physical abuse.
An old friend of mine sort of ended up like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket...he went insane, but instead of shooting himself, we were able to put him into an asylum.
by Esna Slersad November 30, 2020
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private browser

The private browser is for people to search stuff without getting grounded, its also useful for searching shrexs and not getting busted at the next minute/day.
mom: sweetheart i am going shopping see in a minute
boy: ok mom bye
also boy: *opens private browser while searching for unholy things*
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barretts privateers

A great song by Stan Rogers (May he rest in peace)
A (fictional) story song about a man aboard a scrawny boat called Antelope, in the year 1776, the height of the American Revolution. They were hunting the seas for American Gold
She was attacked by Americans near Montego Bay, Jamaica.
She was ultimately sunk.

The antagonist of the song finally made it back to his homeport of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Six years after the Antelope was sunk.

It's also a great drinking song.
Person 1: 'Man, we should start singing Barretts Privateers!'
Person 2: 'Sure!'

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-DRINK MORE BEERS! (Originally Shed No Tears)
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
by IsThisHandleTaken? June 12, 2017
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private island

A poop so large that it piles up in the toilet to the point that a portion of it is above the surface of the water, much like the volcanic islands of Hawaii.
I love the blue toilet water for when i make a private island. It reminds me of my vacation in hawaii.
by Pinestik September 18, 2017
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