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possum power

Unit of power equal to 1/200 hp
Abbreviated to pp
Car Dealer: this baby's got 60000 possums under the hood
Me: damn that's a lot of possum power
by Bigdad69 December 27, 2018
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possum lips

When someone has very thin lips that resembles a possum's lips.
Jalin has some possum lips.
by 870savage February 23, 2017
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Possum Day

A hillbilly holiday created for the tv show "Beverly Hillbillies". This holiday is the central theme for the episode titled "Possum Day" which aired October 13, 1965.
We need to get ready for possum day.

Happy Possum Day Jed!
by Squirrel Empress May 6, 2021
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Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.
Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!
by factmachine November 24, 2014
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Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.
I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.
by Teej4real February 28, 2021
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cart possum

A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.
"Yo, slow down!! You almost hit that Cart Possum!"
by FFnytro September 20, 2022
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Awesome Possum

Awesome Possums value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, and have an appreciation for art and music, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter.

Like Hipsters, Awesome Possums embrace "non-mainstream" Culture and trends but unlike them, they also embrace mainstream culture and trends partially due to the fact that most Awesome Possums make trends popular. 

Like Metrosexuals, Awesome Possums have taste & style, know about fashion, art, and culture. But since the awesome possum is an evolution and fusion of many subcultures, metrosexualism and its features have long been passed towards younger males and also women.

With the fusion of mainly metrosexualism and the hipster culture arises the very urban style and sense of the Awesome Possum. But what also helps in the very urban style of the Awesome Possum is the fact that Awesome Possums evolve to the times and will always be known as "cool" or "awesome". 

Popular belief is that Awesome Possums hate outcast/posers/goths/punks/etc, however, generally, they pay little attention to other "types". This Brings us the the next fusion of Subculture which helped create the Awesome Possum, Prep.

The Prep subculture brings uniformity to all awesome Possums, but not to the extent of conformity. 

What Awesome Possums are not:
Emo, Racist, Poser, Skaters, Passé

Awesome Possums are just plain awesome.
Famous Awesome Possums include Barack Obama, James Bond, Anne Hathaway, Ewan McGregor, and Pandas
by TROLOLOLALA July 1, 2011
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