Petor Not

two men tie their penis's in a knot

Billy- "whats a petor not?"
Bob- "what ur mum did last night to ur dad"

by 877649jb84 October 14, 2011

pepotism

When a parent / parent's adopt a new pet and favorite it over their children.

Tony's parent's pepotism is overwhelming, they love that dog more than they love him!

by TreyRich June 24, 2016

Petite menu

Menu for people who have small stomachs or have had stomach surgery.

Can I please see your petite menu please, I have had gastric sleeve surgery.

by Mammasalt February 8, 2017

PEDOT

New York slang for a weirdo / loser

Bro stop being a pedot!…

by Shoe star October 12, 2021

peloteo

The act of unzipping your jeans and having your socks to a 43% while watching horrrible buses123.

Nino: en pleno library
Niklas: tu sabe q pa pelotea hay q metese su mano adentro, sea donde sea
JR: El peloteo se va a adueña de toel

Hoy:
Chelo: Ete peloteo taba increíble
Mañana:
Nino: Ayer el peloteo taba sadico

by Peloteros May 20, 2023

Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin March 25, 2016

El Peloté

A Costa Rican sun god whom the natives have dubbed “one-ball”. He is said to arrive in plain sight yearly and usually in late February. Though a god, his human-likeness and appearance brings a real hope to the people. During this time of mortal presence the people celebrate by taking pictures with and drinking with El Peloté. In his most recent arrival he was saved from certain death in Pacific Ocean by a tiny Tico. He can be recognized by his large hook nose and and CrossFit apparel.

Rejoice! El Peloté has arrived. He’s right over there drinking a margarita and chewing on a raw fish. All hail El Peloté

by Nosack69 March 1, 2019