oxy moron

Two words that actually belong together. See typo.

Oxy moron would be an oxymoron if the word "oxy" held any smart/non-moronic connotation.

by kibk8al August 25, 2006

Oxymorning

A morning when nothing seems to make sense, and everything seems to contradict everything else that's happening.

The start of the day was such an oxymorning... I went to work, to work on a play, not to play at work, but all the actors just wanted to piss around, yet the punters wanted to watch the play, and I just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

And no matter what I did it all just didn't make sense...

by Frightened_Rabbit August 14, 2009

oxymormon

a term used to describe a person who follows the ways of Joseph Smith but tries really hard to be something else and fails miserably. Some examples-- Mormon Slut, hard Drinkin Mormon

A feminist mormon is an oxymormon

by NeverSummerRyder January 25, 2008

Oxymorons

It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.

Honest lawyer.
Cheap vacation.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Intelligent blond.

by Julie March 24, 2005

oxy moron

two words in a phrase that seemingly contradict eachother

military intelligence
mature student

by darkstrEam January 30, 2004

Oxy-Moron

That's the first time that never happened again!

My friend walks into the room and makes a statement about something completely obvious. I respond with total excitement.. "I know that's the first time that never happened again!" After a few seconds of thought, he looks at me and just shakes his head saying you are such an Oxy-Moron.

by Tom Stillin March 15, 2019

Oxymorons

What Billy Mays called everyone that bought his products.

Billy Mays: I hope those oxymorons are gullible enough to buy the next piece of shit I'm pushing.

by alltrull November 29, 2009