mail order bride

The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.

Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

Out of Order

A phrase applied by authority figures in college dormitories to disuade the use of certain things (such as water fountains, bathrooms, or kitchens) for extended periods of time when, in truth, the appliance or room in question is actually in perfect working order.

This is usually a form of punishment implemented by people in positions of authority within a residence hall to teach the students a lesson.

Note, this tactic has had mixed results, in extreme cases of failure inciting riots and all out mayhem.

Someone threw up in the second floor water-fountain and then--after it was cleaned and visibly functioning--deemed "out of order".

by Chris Corddis March 13, 2012

FREE with paid order

FREE as long as you pay this absurd price along with it.

by Larstait November 5, 2003

Male Order Slut

(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.

Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"

by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011

well out of order

Made popular by British comedy character Vicky Pollard. Meaning "you are wrong"

"Don't gimme me evils, minge. You're WELL out of order!"

by Marqooo September 26, 2006

restraining order

The ultimate certificate of devotion.

Phoebe: Where are the seats?
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!
restraining order.

by PhoebeBuffay December 16, 2007

order in the court

a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"

F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!

by myname April 4, 2004