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Lithuanian Ostrich

Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.
Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...
by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^3 January 19, 2018
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baby ostrich

The act of hiding your face from the person you are talking to, in order to make them believe you are upset, at them.
Stephany said "Stop being such a baby ostrich and kiss me".
by Flipporama December 5, 2010
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unabashed ostrich

If you have always before been up-to-date on the news, domestic and globally (and not just in terms of our military interests), but since the Ascension of Donald Trump, you simply cannot tolerate the news in any form, and you are not the least bit ashamed about this, for you are doing your work for those (and what, e.g., the arts) he is hurting, you are an unabashed ostrich.

You don't get to be an unabashed ostrich unless you are actually being of service in the world, which compensates for knowing absolutely nothing about this cardboard pseudo-government's operations.
"Now that the AIDS Council report is finished, I am going home to watch SNL—my only news source," laughed Jill, an unabashed ostrich.
by SAJESQNYC March 20, 2017
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Ostrich size

To mock. Make fun of. To compare to an ostrich.
I'm gonna ostrich size that punk ass kid.
by OpethRules April 14, 2003
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ostrich-explosion

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.
"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"
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Ostrich belt

Twisting the testes around the penis and placing them above one's belt buckle. This resembles a belt made of ostrich skin.
Dude, we got so drunk last night that I showed everyone my ostrich belt.
by Amiga de los chupacabras July 6, 2010
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Irish Ostrich

Someone who is unlucky. Originally derived from an unlucky animal killed by an motor vehicle in Australia. The "Irish" in name refers to the animal acting drunk. For example, animals like kangaroos or ostriches can jump towards speeding vehicles nonsensically.
You're as lucky as an Irish Ostrich on the pokies mate
by Slang Sultan June 19, 2023
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